Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Little funnies for today....

Because we all need one every now and then.





"Be who you are and say what you feel...
Because those that matter... don't mind...
And those that mind... don't matter."


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(This joke maybe a little ugly, but I just laugh my tail off when I hear and had to share. Hope you get a giggle also.)

96% of People yell "OH SHIT" when driving and run off in a ditch. The other 4% are from from Mississippi and say "HOLD MY BEER, AND WATCH THIS SHIT!"


7 comments:

Sandy said...

What are a Texan's last words? Hold my beer and watch this shit!

Great jokes, Kitten!

Wendy Hawksley said...

Ah, such lovely laughs.

I'm a cross-stitcher, and lately have found the time to work on small ones. There are these cute ones called "Dolly Mamas", and they remind me of the comic strips you put up.

My favorite is of a woman holding a sign as children crawl up her arm, and the sign says:

"Who are these kids and why are they calling me mom?"

I also saw a great bumper sticker the other day. It said:

"I childproofed my house, but they keep getting in."

ChrisB said...

I like these just the sort of thing for my Witty Weds :)

Ami said...

I tried to comment earlier, but google suspected me of being a spammer. Let's see if it works this time, shall we?

Your joke reminded me of a whole list of them I once read. You can find it here: http://www.joke-archives.com/youmaybe/movesout.html

Robocop said...

Those are funny, especially the one about running into a ditch.

dawn said...

Those are cute. We do need to laugh, it restores us.

Robinella said...

Sounds like you are in good spirits! Your heart is big for giving US the laughs.