"Be who you are and say what you feel...
Because those that matter... don't mind...
And those that mind... don't matter."
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(This joke maybe a little ugly, but I just laugh my tail off when I hear and had to share. Hope you get a giggle also.)
96% of People yell "OH SHIT" when driving and run off in a ditch. The other 4% are from from Mississippi and say "HOLD MY BEER, AND WATCH THIS SHIT!"
7 comments:
What are a Texan's last words? Hold my beer and watch this shit!
Great jokes, Kitten!
Ah, such lovely laughs.
I'm a cross-stitcher, and lately have found the time to work on small ones. There are these cute ones called "Dolly Mamas", and they remind me of the comic strips you put up.
My favorite is of a woman holding a sign as children crawl up her arm, and the sign says:
"Who are these kids and why are they calling me mom?"
I also saw a great bumper sticker the other day. It said:
"I childproofed my house, but they keep getting in."
I like these just the sort of thing for my Witty Weds :)
I tried to comment earlier, but google suspected me of being a spammer. Let's see if it works this time, shall we?
Your joke reminded me of a whole list of them I once read. You can find it here: http://www.joke-archives.com/youmaybe/movesout.html
Those are funny, especially the one about running into a ditch.
Those are cute. We do need to laugh, it restores us.
Sounds like you are in good spirits! Your heart is big for giving US the laughs.
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