Monday, December 31, 2007

Fun Monday- Dec 31st

Peter is our host this week this week and here is what he wants us to do....The task for Fun Monday Dec.31 is designed to do several things;
Finish the year with a smile on our faces.
Give us a use for that Fwd that’s cluttering up the inbox.
Put the fun into Fun Monday.
I want you to tell us your favorite joke and/or show us
your favorite cartoon, don’t worry if there is some
duplication that just means more than one person
found it funny.
So come on and regale us with your best joke and/or
cartoon, remember its New Years Eve and we feel
like a good laugh, before 2008 comes along and does its thing on us.
PS, I've left myself too much time to think about this..... we all have
more than one favorite, Right!! hit us with your best selection!!!!!

My best jokes are from my oldest son, he is a character! Some of the mess he gets is from Bill Engvall. Aron had watched one show were Bill had said he had took some Vatican and drank a Bahama mama then got mad and said, "You just make me braid my hair!"
Well, to Aron's story!
We had just crossed over from cub scouts to boy scouts and we were on our 1st boy scout camp out. The older boys were picking on my new boys. (mainly because my boys was showing them up in front of the Scout Master. They wasn't trying, but my boys had been in scouts from Tigers up and most of them boys had never been in cub scouts) Well, they had got Aron to the point of blowing up, but instead of blowing up he raised his hands and said, " Ya'll just make me want to braid my hair!" (His head was shaved at this time) Every body just looked at him. The bigger boys decided to leave him a lone after that. LOL! The Scout Leaders are still laughing at that till this day and that was 3 years ago.
Aron's second joke (not sure where he got this from, but like I said, he's a character!
Ya know most people get their driver license at the age of 16, well I had to wait till I was 21. During this time I was waiting, I was able to save up enough money to get me a cool car with an awesome engine. You know most people have v-8 that will hmmm, well for some reason every time mine would pass a cop it would say, Loooooossssserrrrrr!
My little man has a bunch more! He can make a joke out about anything, but I'll just spare yall with just 2 of his.

Here's my cute art:
A catapult!

Here's our Home School Motto:

Hope ya enjoyed!


Peter said...

Thanks Kitten great "homegrown" stuff.

ChrisB said...

These are funny... especially liked the 'Catapult'!

Hootin' Anni said...

Loved the catapult!!!

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Did you know why the Nativity Scene cannot be displayed in D.C.? Because no one can find 3 wise men OR a virgin!!!!

Mine's posted! Come laugh with me today!!!

Aoj & The Lurchers said...

Don't you just love kids that have a witty turn of speech!!? Excellent stuff!

Gattina said...

Hahaha ! and the catapult is just great !!

Junebug said...

He he! The shaved head speaks! Don't talk to the hand!

lisa's chaos said...

your son sounds like a riot!

Tiggerlane said...

Love the "braid my hair" comment! Of course, him being bald and all - probably made them all stop and think!

Retrohipster said...

I think my friends car used to make that same noise...that might be why he always got pulled over....HMMMM

The Rotten Correspondent said...

You just never know what they're going to say when they open their mouths, do you?

Too funny!

janet said...

kids are the best source of humor. aron is a funny kid!

Sandy said...

I loved the catapult, also! Thanks.

Alix said...

hee Hee - very good I love the catapult!

Faye said...

Beware of Aron! He's too quick for most of us. A funny teen-ager-do you have him on the endangered species list?

Happy New Year.

Anonymous said...

The braid the hair comment was very funny. I do like the catapult as well.

ellen b. said...

The catapult is very funny! Happy New Year!

alisonwonderland said...

my son keeps me laughing too. it's therapeutic! happy monday, and happy new year!

Pamela said...

the braid is one for my bald brother.
I can picture him using that when he gets frustrated

Kaytabug said...

LOL these are funny. I think the ones from the mouth of babes are the best. Have a Happy New Year!!!

swampy said...

I so admire Home Schoolers...taught school for 25 years...Did I mention that I so admire home schoolers?
Happy New Year.

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